What’s the real reason to see Transformers?
Exhibit A. Optimus Prime. We all remember this lovable truck from the old days. I had his action figure and fought G.I. Joes with it. Optimus always won. I wonder why… Could it be his laser gun?
Exhibit B. Megan Fox. We all remember this hot woman from the old days. Wait…what? Who’s Megan Fox? Lets see, she’s a 21 year old upcoming actress who looks like she could be a pornstar or a beautiful cosmetics model. She’s now engaged to Brian Austin Greene who was on that dreadful television show 90210. This girl has also caused a lot of forum trolling women to show their jealousy in comments such as “What is she trying to prove?” or “She’s nothing special”. People seem to also be divided on her tattoos. Why does it even matter? It’s not like she has a skull and crossbones tattooed on her forehead.
I wonder what she transforms into?
One minute, she’s got the girl next door thing going, next minute she’s hot as hell.
Like from this…
To this? (oh…WOOOW!)
You’d think someone like this would easily get sucked into the superficial world, think they’re incredibly awesome, be completely out of touch with reality, speed down a road with headlights off, then goto jail for DUI offenses. Oh wait, that’s Paris Hilton. Megan Fox is like a breath of fresh air compared to her.
“I went home and of course I dreamed about that all night, of the actual Energon Cube and how it did transform and all that stuff, I just feel totally retarded. I probably shouldn’t say that word. That’s going to be a big deal.”
“In this movie it’s Bumblebee which, I’m sure, is everyone’s answer because he is the hero of the movie but, in the cartoon, it was Starscream.” – Megan Fox on her favorite Transformer.
“I played with Ninja Turtles.”
“Yeah, I avoid that completely. It just doesn’t appeal to me at all. I see what it does to people. I don’t like going to clubs like that because I’m not looking to hook up with somebody so why am I going to go and dance around tables if that’s not what I’m looking for; that kind of attention?”
Ok, so the point of all this is that Transformers will be an incredible movie and it will prove Michael Bay is not a talentless hack, and it’s not because of Megan Fox**.
**Actually, it is because of her. You just can’t get enough of this fox.