Actually, I hope you have a scary Halloween. This isn’t Christmas. There’s witches, goblins, and storm troopers running around outside. Some costumes just amaze me, and I’m happy to present a list of 13 costumes I found that were good and bad. By the way, if someone gives you fruit or office supplies when you Trick or Treat, just put it in their mailbox.
13 Good and Bad Halloween Costumes
“Shepherdess” – stick is useful for beating off rapists.
“Nurse” – among the typical Halloween outfits that women buy such as pirate girl, sailor girl, french maid, school girl, delivery girl, construction girl, police woman, cowgirl, angel, devil, bunny, and fairy.
“Ghost” – unoriginal, tells people that “I am an idiot. I paid $50 for a white sheet.”
“Heidi” – I don’t believe it either, but the costume is called Heidi. Wear this if you’re a flashy attention-whore.
“Rasta Man” – would this be insulting to people who actually look like this and say “Yeah mon”
“FatBat” – this costume says to people…”I have NO FRIENDS. I’m also probably obese which is somehow worse”
“Queen of The Hearts” – if you want to go all out. Anything Alice In Wonderland is classic. Flamingo is required.
“Nerd” – some people already wear this outfit regularly. Pull the pants up to chest level for maximum effect.
“Coffin Man” – just don’t ask, it’s too fucked up. Anyone wearing this deserves to get their ass kicked.
“Horse…Man?” – such a toolbag outfit…wear it if you want to get your ass kicked and wallet stolen.
“Barbie Doll” – wear this if you have little to no self respect
“Christmas Elf” – bang for the buck since you can wear it on Christmas too
“Ice Princess” – like Cinderella for adults.