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BREAKING NEWS: Jamie Lynn Spears is PREGNANT December 19, 2007

Filed under: Britney Spears,Celebrities,Entertainment,Jamie Lynn Spears,OMG,Pregnancy,WTF — allyouneediscourage @ 2:22 am

Jamie Lynn Spears OK Magazine Pregnancy

WOW LOL…so Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.  Hahaha, this was funny to me for a few minutes before I stared at the screen and thought WTF?

This doesn’t really qualify as “news” in my eyes, but I’m not sure how else to categorize this.  Freak accident?  The pregnancy was reported by People Magazine, was on DIGG shortly after, and finally accepted and released by the Associated Press.  This is no joke.

Nickelodeon, which carries her TV show Zoey 101, said in a statement: “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Spears told the magazine that after confirming the pregnancy with a home test and a subsequent doctor’s visit, she told only one friend – then waited two weeks before telling anybody else, including her parents.

You are hearing this CORRECTLY, if you thought Britney Spears had gone crazy, her 16 YEAR OLD sister has followed in her footsteps and got knocked up by her boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Jamie Lynn Spears boyfriend Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears candid shot walking with boyfriend Casey AldridgeJamie Lynn Spears candid shot walking with boyfriend Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears in a miniskirt

She told her parents just before Thanksgiving.  Here’s one of the many possible scenarios that could have played out.

Jamie Lynn Spears:  Hey Mom…hey Dad, we need to talk.

Mom:  What is it honey?

Jamie:  I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it.

Dad:  Whatever it is, I love you and I’m proud of you.

Jamie:  Well…I’m pregnant.


Mom:  Oh…my…GOD…

Jamie:  Ahhh stop strangling me!

This is all probably going to blow over in a month or two, and it really sets a good example for kids everywhere, especially those who watch her show.  By the way, isn’t this whole thing statutory rape?  Isn’t this whole thing really screwed up?  Oh how interesting, you gotta love celebrities.

Jamie Lynn Spears with sister Britney Spears funny caption

Photos credited to OK Magazine, Reuters, and other unnamed sources.


53 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Jamie Lynn Spears is PREGNANT”

  1. your a fuckin fagget

  2. Marcela Zaldivar Says:

    U ARE A F***ED UP WHORE!!!!!!

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